What I think should be done about Advent

Every year we hit the same problem. Everything goes purple 4 weeks before Christmas. There is a sense of waiting, of expectation, of pregnancy, of looking forward to something being about to happen. If you're lucky this might even last a week, and then (just as you were about to have some profound thought about the 2nd coming) in barges a large bloke dressed like a can of Coke with a ton of mince pies and a pack of parcels, yelling " ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!" and wacks your quiet reflection on the head with a football-sized Christmas tree bauble.

Then, if you keep Advent strictly (waving away the mince pies and stoutly refusing to sing a single carol till the 24th) just as you burst into song with "O come all ye faithful", get out your turkey and invite friends round, you discover that the party has finished and you're stood there blowing your party whistles in a room on your own, feeling like a damp squib. Everyone else has gone off to visit relatives and when they come back Christmas is definitely over. After having carols inflicted on them since December 1st they definitely don't want to hear another one for at least 11 months!

So we wait a feast that never comes. 

So what is to be done? 
Well, we can't move everyone else. They simply aren't going to shift. 
We could ignore Advent altogether (that's what a lot of people do).
Or we could continue to lead this double-life that we tend to lead. A sort of Jekyll-Hyde Advent-Christmas, when we sing carols celebrating the birth one minute and go to Ante Natal classes the next, but personally it never really feels quite right. (Although it could be said that that is a bit like the coming Kingdom of God really). We often celebrate something that isn't quite there. Its there one minute as we hear an answer to prayer or witness a miracle, and then seems to have gone the next as we hold a tissue while someone cries their eyes out). But life is confusing enough without this strange Advent/Christmas double life we lead.

But there is another way. We could move everything forward a bit! That's what I'd like to do!!!
Orthodox Christians begin Advent on the 15th November. This is great. At this point you haven't been too badly bombarded by elves and reindeer proffering bottles of wine. The bible readings at that time of year are already looking ahead to the 2nd coming, and Christ the King fits in with all that quite nicely. Then, although the Orthodox have 6 weeks of waiting before the 25th December, we could have 4 of them. We could do 4 weeks of expectation, longing, waiting all through the end of November, and could hold out against the onslaught of Yule for the first 2 weeks of December before throwing ourselves thoroughly into the party on the 2nd Sunday of that month, which would then give us around 12 days of festivity *before* the 25th rather than after. Howzat?? Suddenly we don't seem like awful party poopers, but we do get to wait and think about waiting properly before the party properly starts. Plus we get to join in the party properly instead of keeping a little corner of our heads that is still purple. So go on go on go on go on go on. We're not going to persuade everyone else to shift Christmas so lets shift Advent....